I am not speaking about my good looking neighbour but the Padma awards which are here to grab for all and sundry. The UPA govt has done it once again, in 2005 Graham Satines' widow recieved the padma shri award for no good reason(well you may argue that sonia gandhi is the head of UPA, and that is enough to justify it) and now it is Sant Chatwal. Its an open secret that he is not a sant(saint) and dont need to be one to get national awards in India. Thanks to the media campaign the government has decided to rethink on its decision
On a lighter note I have few suggestions on who should get these awards
1.First and foremost my friend named Padmakar, just because it sounds good to hear "padmashree sri padmakar" :-)
2.Rakhi Sawant for her innvoative ideas to get publicity from a smooch to geting married on screen, the only thing remaining for her after swayamwar is suhag raat on screen
3.Our honarable president pratibha patil, who was first the honarable president of a co-operative bank which duped poor people of their hard earned money
4.Shivraj Patil for sucessfully uniting the opinion of all the people in country against Pakistan by failing to prevent 26/11(unfortunately it did not last long, for example people like shah rukh khan have already started saying that we should treat people from pakistan fairly)
5.Madhu Koda for strengthening India's influence far in africa by buying coal mines in Liberia also in south east asia by owning a hotel in Thailand
6.Ramalinga Raju, how can this genuis be missed he is the maker of Indian Enron.
Please send in your suggestion, I am planning to send the list to PMO :-)
P.S: Most of the people who are receiving these awards well deserve them and I have utmost respect for them. People like Chatwal bring disgrace to Padma awards and also to the people who truly deserve them.
